If you thought I meant I’m hunting the actual sun, you obviously don’t know me and my vampire ways at all. I’m clearly referring to my new BRIGHT (AKA just the way I like it) orange knit.
Knits can go either way, so-chunky/textured-I-look-like-some-sort-of-fashionable-futuristic-ice-age-mammal OR so-boring-looking-you-could-literally-put-me-to-sleep. Earlier this year when shopping for new Winter clothes, majority of the Melbourne stores were very unfortunately selling the latter kind of knit. I actually got a headache during the shopping experience, from all the boring clothes I saw. Yes there was a clear and direct causal effect between boring knits + my headache. I’m a Scientist so you have to believe me.
Anyway, after much disappointment, I stumbled across this fabulously bright & chunky piece on Ozsale, and there were no boring-clothes-induced headaches to be seen. Benefits of wearing hugely chunky bright orange knits:
- Your friends can recognise you very easily – I was trying to work out where my friend was who I was meeting, and she saw a flash of bright orange from across the street and assumed (correctly) it was me.
- The neck area is so large it is the most effective windbreaker ever. I may or may not have actually put this up over half my face. It also doubles as a balaclava if you want to rob any banks, although the bright orange could possibly reduce the effectiveness of the balaclava.
Shop my knit by Lipstick on Ozsale.
Lipstick orange knit from OZSALE / Glamorous shorts / Kurt Geiger boots / Zara bag / Klasse14 watch
In collaboration with Ozsale & Klasse14